Ever wondered what the undead would smell like after a gourmet meal? Wonder no more with our Zombie Farts Wax Melt! This enigmatic blend of patchouli, amber, and earthy tones of fiery spices will bring an eerie, otherworldly charm to your home. Perfect for Halloween, zombie movie marathons, or anytime you want to give your space a spooky twist. Light it up, and let the hauntingly delightful aroma waft through your home—because even zombies need to freshen up once in a while!
Warning: Prolonged use may attract wandering zombies, curious neighbors, and overzealous trick-or-treaters. May cause sudden cravings for brain-shaped snacks and spontaneous zombie impersonations. If you start moaning and dragging your feet, it’s time to take a break! Keep away from actual undead beings, as this scent may be too irresistible for them to handle. Not liable for any undead dance parties started under the influence of this wax melt!
