Brace yourself for Po-Po Farts—the candle that’s downright criminally delicious! This scent is bursting with the sweet, sugary aroma of a freshly glazed jelly donut, complete with a hint of juicy raspberry that’s just arresting. Light it up, and your space will smell like a donut shop in the middle of a high-speed chase. Warning: it’s so good, you might feel compelled to confess to a sugar crime you didn’t commit.
Warning:
- May cause sudden cravings for donuts—and an urge to find the nearest cop car for “sharing.”
- Side effects include glazed eyes and sticky fingers (figuratively, we hope).
- Do not light near anyone on a diet—they’ll start negotiating plea deals for just one sniff.
- Keep away from anyone who takes things too literally—they might think the police are on their way.
- Not responsible for donut runs, donut-related daydreams, or friends showing up uninvited with coffee!
