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Pirate Farts - Soy Wax Candle

Pirate Farts - Soy Wax Candle

$20.00 USD
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🏴‍☠️ Pirate Farts Candle - Arrr-mazingly Appetizing Aromas! 🏴‍☠️

Avast, ye scent-seekers! Prepare to embark on a fragrant adventure like no other with our Pirate Farts Candle. This be no ordinary candle; it's a treasure trove of delightful aromas that'll shiver your timbers and tickle your nose.

Scent-sational Secrets:

🏴‍☠️ Pirate Paradise: This candle be like a voyage to a pirate's hidden cove, where the air be filled with the mouthwatering aroma of fresh bakery treats and buttercream frosting. It's the kind of scent that makes even the hardiest buccaneer salivate.

🍰 Buttercream Bounty: The top notes of this candle are a booty of buttercream, smooth as a pirate's parley, and as delicious as the plundered sweets of the high seas. The aroma be so rich, it could make a corsair weep with joy.

🏝️ Island Indulgence: Close yer eyes and let the scent transport ye to a tropical island where pirate bakers whip up the finest pastries in the Caribbean. It's an indulgence fit for a pirate captain.

🪙 Scented Spoils: This be the treasure ye didn't know ye needed. A candle that fills yer space with sweet scents without the need for buried chests or buried dough. It's an olfactory adventure, and the loot be delectable.

🎵 Sea Shanty Symphony: Light this candle, and it's like a sea shanty for your senses. The notes of buttercream and bakery dance in the air, creating a fragrant melody that'll make your heart sing "Yo-ho-ho!"

The Buccaneer's Warning:

But heed this, ye adventurous aroma-seeker, for there be warnings too:

  1. Buttercream Daydreams: Ye may find yerself daydreaming about luscious cakes and pastries. This candle's aroma has been known to trigger cravings for delectable desserts.

  2. Siren of Sweets: Be prepared for the siren call of sugary delights. Ye might be lured to the kitchen in search of baked treasures.

  3. Pirate's Parley: Friends and family may try to steal your secret stash of baked goods, for the aroma of this candle can attract scallywags from near and far.

  4. Sweet Swashbuckling: Some have reported feeling like a sweet-toothed swashbuckler on the hunt for confectionery treasures. Ye might be tempted to pillage the pantry.

  5. Joyful Jig: Expect an irresistible urge to dance a merry jig, for this candle's scent is as joyful as a pirate's victory song.

Set Sail for Scent-sational Delights!

Hoist the anchor and set sail with our Pirate Farts Candle! It be a treasure worth every doubloon, bringing ye buttery, bakery-sweet joy. Let the adventure begin, and may your senses be as spirited as a pirate's soul! 🏴‍☠️🍰 #PirateFragranceAdventure #ButtercreamBooty #SweetScentedSwashbuckling

8.5 oz, 238 g

8.5 oz Candle

Our 8.5 oz candles feature hand-poured 100% soy wax, a premium wood wick, and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. Enjoy a clean burn time of over 35 hours. Always trim your wood wick to 1/8" before lighting!

2.5 oz Wax Melt

Our 2.5 oz wax melt clamshells are hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax and premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Simply break off one or two cubes and place them into your favorite warmer to enjoy long-lasting, clean room-filling fragrance without the soot or open flame.

4 oz Room Spray

Our 4 oz non-aerosol room sprays deliver an instant burst of long-lasting fragrance with just a couple of quick pumps. We use a professional, skin-safe cosmetic base that completely dissolves our premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils so your spray never leaves oily rings on your fabrics or counters.What’s inside the base:

  • Purified Water & Ethyl Alcohol: The lightweight base that helps the fragrance mist evenly and evaporate cleanly into the air.
  • Propylene Glycol, Dipropylene Glycol & Polyethylene Glycol: High-quality cosmetic carriers that anchor the scent so it lingers in your room instead of vanishing instantly.
  • Hydrogenated Castor Oil & Sorbitan Monolaurate: Natural vegetable-derived emulsifiers that keep the oil and water perfectly blended so you get a consistent scent with every spray.
  • Sodium Benzoate: A gentle, food-grade preservative that ensures your spray stays fresh and shelf-stable.
  • Secondary Alcohols & T-Butyl Alcohol: Technical processing aids used in trace amounts to keep the spray completely clear and prevent clogging in the nozzle.

1 oz Car Diffuser Refill

Keep your ride smelling amazing without the harsh chemicals. Our 1 oz car diffuser refills are crafted using a premium diffuser base engineered for superior scent throw and maximum safety in small spaces.Why our base is better:

  • 100% Non-Toxic: Safe for you, your passengers, and your pets to breathe every single day.
  • Eco-Friendly & Renewable: Made with 50.1% renewable resources and is 100% biodegradable.
  • DPG-Free & Clean: Formulated completely without Dipropylene Glycol (DPG) for a cleaner, smoother aromatic release.
  • VOC Compliant: Meets strict safety and Volatile Organic Compound (VOC) environmental standards in all 50 states.

Concentrated Diffuser Oil

Packaged in high-quality cobalt blue glass jars with protective glass eye droppers, our concentrated oils are designed for ultimate potency in electronic and ultrasonic water diffusers.Why our oils pack a punch:

  • 100% Pure & Undiluted: This bottle contains zero filler bases, zero alcohol, and zero chemical carriers. It is strictly 100% pure, premium fragrance oil or 100% botanical essential oil.
  • Maximum Scent Throw: Because it is completely undiluted, you only need 3 to 5 drops in your water tank to fill your entire space with a powerful, long-lasting aroma.
  • Premium Dropper System: Comes equipped with a durable glass dropper pipet for precise, mess-free dispensing.

Body Wash

Wash away the day with a rich, nourishing lather that treats your skin like royalty. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our body wash gently cleanses without stripping away your skin's natural moisture barrier, leaving you smelling fantastic and feeling incredibly smooth.Skin-Loving Ingredients:

  • Purified Water & Glycerin: Draws hydration deep into the skin to prevent dryness and maintain softness.
  • Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, fast-absorbing botanical oil that mimics your skin's natural oils, locking in deep nourishment.
  • Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine & Decyl Glucoside: Mild, coconut-derived surfactants that create a rich, bubbly lather while remaining completely gentle on sensitive skin.
  • Polysorbate 80: A cosmetic emulsifier that ensures your skin-softening oils and fragrances stay perfectly blended throughout the bottle.
  • Premium Fragrance & Clean Preservatives: Infused with our high-quality fragrance oils and safely stabilized with a gentle preservative blend (Diazolidinyl Urea and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate) to protect your product from shower steam and moisture.

Bubble Bath

Pour yourself a little luxury. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our bubble bath is specially formulated to create thick, long-lasting blankets of fluffy bubbles while wrapping your skin in deep, soothing hydration.What makes our bubbles better:

  • Purified Water & Vegetable Glycerin: Works to draw and lock moisture into your skin while you soak, preventing that tight, dry post-bath feeling.
  • Pure Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, vitamin-rich oil that deeply nourishes your skin, leaving it silky smooth long after you dry off.
  • Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside & Sodium Coco-Sulfate: A premium blend of mild, plant-derived cleansers that produce a rich, dense foam without the harsh, irritating stripping agents found in mass-market brands.
  • Polysorbate 80 & Natural Sodium Chloride: Clean cosmetic emulsifiers and natural sea minerals that perfectly blend our ingredients together and give the liquid its rich, pourable consistency.
  • Premium Fragrance & Safe Preservation: Infused with our signature fragrance oils and safely preserved with Diazolidinyl Urea to keep your product shelf-stable and fresh in steamy bathrooms.
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