Yeehaw! Saddle up for Outlaw Farts Wax Melt—the ruggedly rebellious scent for the wild at heart. With top notes of tumbleweeds (yes, tumbleweeds), fresh basil leaves, and tonka beans, this melt kicks off with an earthy charm. The middle notes of brushed suede, patchouli, and amber stone bring that rough-and-tumble cowboy swagger. And just when you thought it couldn’t get more outlaw, the base of aged saddle leather, red cedar, and full-bodied musk rolls in like a dust storm on the open plains. It’s like the Wild West in wax form, but thankfully, without the real farts.
Warning:
- May cause a sudden urge to ride off into the sunset, or at least wear a cowboy hat indoors.
- Side effects include talking in an exaggerated Western accent and calling everyone “partner.”
- Do not melt near your horse—it might get jealous of the authentic cowboy smell.
- Keep away from outlaws, unless you’re ready for some serious Western mischief.
- Not responsible for anyone wanting to trade in their car for a horse. The frontier calls!
2.5 oz, 70 g
