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Mermaid Farts - Soy Wax Candle

Mermaid Farts - Soy Wax Candle

$20.00 USD
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🌊 Mermaid Farts Candle - Ocean Magic in Every Whiff! 🌊

Dive into the enchanting depths of fragrance with our Mermaid Farts Candle. Just as mermaids are elusive and mysterious, so is this scent. It's like discovering a hidden underwater world filled with secrets and, well, mystical mermaid flatulence.

Scented Secrets of the Deep:

🌊 Ocean Mist Mystique: The top notes of our Mermaid Farts Candle capture the essence of a cool ocean mist as it dances upon the waves. It's like a kiss from the sea itself, setting the stage for the aquatic adventure that follows.

🌿 Seaweed Whispers: As you venture deeper, you'll encounter middle notes that evoke the gentle rustling of seaweed and the freshness of water mint. These notes invite you to explore the hidden treasures of the deep.

🌸 Geranium's Lullaby: The heart of this fragrance is a delicate serenade of geranium flowers, their petals swaying in the ocean's gentle embrace. It's as if mermaids themselves are singing sweet melodies to you.

🌲 Cedarwood Secrets: The journey culminates with base notes of white cedarwood and earthy vetiver. This combination anchors the fragrance, like discovering a sunken ship filled with lost treasures.

Mermaid's Warning:

While our Mermaid Farts Candle is a true oceanic delight, we must warn you of some side effects:

🐚 Seashell Collecting: Be prepared to scour the beach for seashells, as this candle's scent may spark a sudden interest in collecting these oceanic gems.

🐬 Mermaid Daydreams: You might find yourself daydreaming about underwater castles, singing mermaids, and aquatic adventures. It's like a mermaid's enchanting lullaby for your imagination.

🧜‍♀️ Siren Call of the Sea: Don't be surprised if you feel drawn to the sea. You may start researching mermaid folklore or plotting a beach getaway.

🐟 Fishy Friends: You may develop a newfound fascination with marine life and dream of befriending a dolphin or sea turtle.

🌅 Oceanic Obsession: Some have reported an increased obsession with all things ocean-related, from ocean documentaries to seashell-shaped cookies.

🌊 Salty Air Syndrome: Expect to crave salty sea air and consider opening your windows more often to let the fresh breeze in.

Dive into the Scented Abyss!

Explore the captivating world beneath the waves with our Mermaid Farts Candle. It's a scent that invites you to experience the ocean's magic in a whole new way. Unearth the mysteries of the deep and let your senses swim in delight! 🧜‍♀️🌅 #MermaidMagic #ScentedAdventure #UnderwaterEnchantment

8.5 oz, 238 g

8.5 oz Candle

Our 8.5 oz candles feature hand-poured 100% soy wax, a premium wood wick, and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. Enjoy a clean burn time of over 35 hours. Always trim your wood wick to 1/8" before lighting!

2.5 oz Wax Melt

Our 2.5 oz wax melt clamshells are hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax and premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Simply break off one or two cubes and place them into your favorite warmer to enjoy long-lasting, clean room-filling fragrance without the soot or open flame.

4 oz Room Spray

Our 4 oz non-aerosol room sprays deliver an instant burst of long-lasting fragrance with just a couple of quick pumps. We use a professional, skin-safe cosmetic base that completely dissolves our premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils so your spray never leaves oily rings on your fabrics or counters.What’s inside the base:

  • Purified Water & Ethyl Alcohol: The lightweight base that helps the fragrance mist evenly and evaporate cleanly into the air.
  • Propylene Glycol, Dipropylene Glycol & Polyethylene Glycol: High-quality cosmetic carriers that anchor the scent so it lingers in your room instead of vanishing instantly.
  • Hydrogenated Castor Oil & Sorbitan Monolaurate: Natural vegetable-derived emulsifiers that keep the oil and water perfectly blended so you get a consistent scent with every spray.
  • Sodium Benzoate: A gentle, food-grade preservative that ensures your spray stays fresh and shelf-stable.
  • Secondary Alcohols & T-Butyl Alcohol: Technical processing aids used in trace amounts to keep the spray completely clear and prevent clogging in the nozzle.

1 oz Car Diffuser Refill

Keep your ride smelling amazing without the harsh chemicals. Our 1 oz car diffuser refills are crafted using a premium diffuser base engineered for superior scent throw and maximum safety in small spaces.Why our base is better:

  • 100% Non-Toxic: Safe for you, your passengers, and your pets to breathe every single day.
  • Eco-Friendly & Renewable: Made with 50.1% renewable resources and is 100% biodegradable.
  • DPG-Free & Clean: Formulated completely without Dipropylene Glycol (DPG) for a cleaner, smoother aromatic release.
  • VOC Compliant: Meets strict safety and Volatile Organic Compound (VOC) environmental standards in all 50 states.

Concentrated Diffuser Oil

Packaged in high-quality cobalt blue glass jars with protective glass eye droppers, our concentrated oils are designed for ultimate potency in electronic and ultrasonic water diffusers.Why our oils pack a punch:

  • 100% Pure & Undiluted: This bottle contains zero filler bases, zero alcohol, and zero chemical carriers. It is strictly 100% pure, premium fragrance oil or 100% botanical essential oil.
  • Maximum Scent Throw: Because it is completely undiluted, you only need 3 to 5 drops in your water tank to fill your entire space with a powerful, long-lasting aroma.
  • Premium Dropper System: Comes equipped with a durable glass dropper pipet for precise, mess-free dispensing.

Body Wash

Wash away the day with a rich, nourishing lather that treats your skin like royalty. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our body wash gently cleanses without stripping away your skin's natural moisture barrier, leaving you smelling fantastic and feeling incredibly smooth.Skin-Loving Ingredients:

  • Purified Water & Glycerin: Draws hydration deep into the skin to prevent dryness and maintain softness.
  • Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, fast-absorbing botanical oil that mimics your skin's natural oils, locking in deep nourishment.
  • Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine & Decyl Glucoside: Mild, coconut-derived surfactants that create a rich, bubbly lather while remaining completely gentle on sensitive skin.
  • Polysorbate 80: A cosmetic emulsifier that ensures your skin-softening oils and fragrances stay perfectly blended throughout the bottle.
  • Premium Fragrance & Clean Preservatives: Infused with our high-quality fragrance oils and safely stabilized with a gentle preservative blend (Diazolidinyl Urea and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate) to protect your product from shower steam and moisture.

Bubble Bath

Pour yourself a little luxury. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our bubble bath is specially formulated to create thick, long-lasting blankets of fluffy bubbles while wrapping your skin in deep, soothing hydration.What makes our bubbles better:

  • Purified Water & Vegetable Glycerin: Works to draw and lock moisture into your skin while you soak, preventing that tight, dry post-bath feeling.
  • Pure Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, vitamin-rich oil that deeply nourishes your skin, leaving it silky smooth long after you dry off.
  • Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside & Sodium Coco-Sulfate: A premium blend of mild, plant-derived cleansers that produce a rich, dense foam without the harsh, irritating stripping agents found in mass-market brands.
  • Polysorbate 80 & Natural Sodium Chloride: Clean cosmetic emulsifiers and natural sea minerals that perfectly blend our ingredients together and give the liquid its rich, pourable consistency.
  • Premium Fragrance & Safe Preservation: Infused with our signature fragrance oils and safely preserved with Diazolidinyl Urea to keep your product shelf-stable and fresh in steamy bathrooms.
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