Sniff the fluff from Down Under.
Who knew a eucalyptus-scented breeze could be so… cheeky? Introducing the Koala Farts Candle—a surprisingly refreshing blast of leafy green goodness straight from the eucalyptus-munching behinds of Australia’s laziest tree-huggers.
With notes of fresh green, leafy powdery freshness and that unmistakable eucalyptus zing, it’s like your nose is getting a cozy bear hug from a fuzzy forest spa therapist with no concept of personal space.
Perfect for clearing your sinuses, confusing your pets, and making guests say, “Wait… what’s this called again?”
Warning: Do not follow real koalas expecting similar results. Side effects may include spontaneous yoga poses, narrating your life in a Steve Irwin voice, or asking your houseplants if they’re proud of you.