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Flamingo Farts - Soy Wax Candle

Flamingo Farts - Soy Wax Candle

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🦩 Flamingo Farts Candle - The Classy Way to Break Wind! 🦩

Greetings, fragrance enthusiasts and aficionados of all things fabulous! Prepare to embark on an olfactory adventure that's as flamboyant as a flamingo in a top hat and monocle. Our Flamingo Farts Candle is here to prove that elegance and humor can blend seamlessly, with some quirky cautions, of course.

The Elegantly Eccentric Notes:

🍋 Lemony Limelight: As the curtains rise, zesty lemon and bergamot take center stage, setting a lively, citrusy tone that's as vibrant as a flamenco dancer's dress.

🍇 Blackberry Burlesque: Blackberries join the ensemble with their sassy, berrylicious notes, adding a dash of intrigue to the performance. It's a fruity twist that's positively captivating.

🌺 Orchid Overture: Enter the charismatic vanda orchid, gracing the stage with its exotic and enchanting presence, much like a diva in the world of fragrances.

🌸 Jasmine Jig: Jasmine, the sultry starlet, steps up to choreograph a romantic duet amid the symphony of fragrant notes.

🌷 Violet Waltz: Violet pirouettes into the spotlight, infusing the scent with a touch of whimsical grace, like a ballet dancer twirling gracefully.

🍨 Vanilla Velvet: Vanilla bean joins the performance, contributing a creamy and indulgent harmony that's as comforting as a velvet chaise lounge.

🌳 Woodland Waltz: Softwoods form the solid foundation, grounding the fragrance with an earthy and reassuring undertone.

💫 Transparent Musk: To cap off the spectacle, transparent musk ties everything together, creating an ethereal resonance that's hard to forget.

Flamingo Farts Cautions:

🕺 Impromptu Foxtrot: Be prepared for spontaneous dance outbreaks, often of the foxtrot variety. The scent can trigger fancy footwork in the most unexpected places.

🎩 Top Hat Syndrome: Your wardrobe may inexplicably feature more top hats and feathered accessories. Blame it on the urge to embrace theatricality.

💄 Lipstick Liberation: Red lipstick might suddenly become your signature look, and we fully support this sassy transformation.

🚗 Cruising in Couture: Your daily commute could feel like a glamorous journey, as your car magically turns into a chariot of elegance.

🎉 Party Aficionado: Your living room may spontaneously become the go-to venue for fabulous parties. Blame it on the flamboyant ambiance the scent creates.

🥂 Toast to Uniqueness: Don't be surprised if you start toasting to the joys of individuality with a glass of bubbly in hand. Celebrate your fabulousness!

So, let the Flamingo Farts Candle light up your life with a hint of humor and a dash of elegance. Light it up and watch as your world transforms into a flamboyant spectacle worthy of a standing ovation! 🕺💃 #SultryScents #FlamingoFarts #FragrantFinesse

8.5 oz, 238 g

8.5 oz Candle

Our 8.5 oz candles feature hand-poured 100% soy wax, a premium wood wick, and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. Enjoy a clean burn time of over 35 hours. Always trim your wood wick to 1/8" before lighting!

2.5 oz Wax Melt

Our 2.5 oz wax melt clamshells are hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax and premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Simply break off one or two cubes and place them into your favorite warmer to enjoy long-lasting, clean room-filling fragrance without the soot or open flame.

4 oz Room Spray

Our 4 oz non-aerosol room sprays deliver an instant burst of long-lasting fragrance with just a couple of quick pumps. We use a professional, skin-safe cosmetic base that completely dissolves our premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils so your spray never leaves oily rings on your fabrics or counters.What’s inside the base:

  • Purified Water & Ethyl Alcohol: The lightweight base that helps the fragrance mist evenly and evaporate cleanly into the air.
  • Propylene Glycol, Dipropylene Glycol & Polyethylene Glycol: High-quality cosmetic carriers that anchor the scent so it lingers in your room instead of vanishing instantly.
  • Hydrogenated Castor Oil & Sorbitan Monolaurate: Natural vegetable-derived emulsifiers that keep the oil and water perfectly blended so you get a consistent scent with every spray.
  • Sodium Benzoate: A gentle, food-grade preservative that ensures your spray stays fresh and shelf-stable.
  • Secondary Alcohols & T-Butyl Alcohol: Technical processing aids used in trace amounts to keep the spray completely clear and prevent clogging in the nozzle.

1 oz Car Diffuser Refill

Keep your ride smelling amazing without the harsh chemicals. Our 1 oz car diffuser refills are crafted using a premium diffuser base engineered for superior scent throw and maximum safety in small spaces.Why our base is better:

  • 100% Non-Toxic: Safe for you, your passengers, and your pets to breathe every single day.
  • Eco-Friendly & Renewable: Made with 50.1% renewable resources and is 100% biodegradable.
  • DPG-Free & Clean: Formulated completely without Dipropylene Glycol (DPG) for a cleaner, smoother aromatic release.
  • VOC Compliant: Meets strict safety and Volatile Organic Compound (VOC) environmental standards in all 50 states.

Concentrated Diffuser Oil

Packaged in high-quality cobalt blue glass jars with protective glass eye droppers, our concentrated oils are designed for ultimate potency in electronic and ultrasonic water diffusers.Why our oils pack a punch:

  • 100% Pure & Undiluted: This bottle contains zero filler bases, zero alcohol, and zero chemical carriers. It is strictly 100% pure, premium fragrance oil or 100% botanical essential oil.
  • Maximum Scent Throw: Because it is completely undiluted, you only need 3 to 5 drops in your water tank to fill your entire space with a powerful, long-lasting aroma.
  • Premium Dropper System: Comes equipped with a durable glass dropper pipet for precise, mess-free dispensing.

Body Wash

Wash away the day with a rich, nourishing lather that treats your skin like royalty. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our body wash gently cleanses without stripping away your skin's natural moisture barrier, leaving you smelling fantastic and feeling incredibly smooth.Skin-Loving Ingredients:

  • Purified Water & Glycerin: Draws hydration deep into the skin to prevent dryness and maintain softness.
  • Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, fast-absorbing botanical oil that mimics your skin's natural oils, locking in deep nourishment.
  • Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine & Decyl Glucoside: Mild, coconut-derived surfactants that create a rich, bubbly lather while remaining completely gentle on sensitive skin.
  • Polysorbate 80: A cosmetic emulsifier that ensures your skin-softening oils and fragrances stay perfectly blended throughout the bottle.
  • Premium Fragrance & Clean Preservatives: Infused with our high-quality fragrance oils and safely stabilized with a gentle preservative blend (Diazolidinyl Urea and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate) to protect your product from shower steam and moisture.

Bubble Bath

Pour yourself a little luxury. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our bubble bath is specially formulated to create thick, long-lasting blankets of fluffy bubbles while wrapping your skin in deep, soothing hydration.What makes our bubbles better:

  • Purified Water & Vegetable Glycerin: Works to draw and lock moisture into your skin while you soak, preventing that tight, dry post-bath feeling.
  • Pure Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, vitamin-rich oil that deeply nourishes your skin, leaving it silky smooth long after you dry off.
  • Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside & Sodium Coco-Sulfate: A premium blend of mild, plant-derived cleansers that produce a rich, dense foam without the harsh, irritating stripping agents found in mass-market brands.
  • Polysorbate 80 & Natural Sodium Chloride: Clean cosmetic emulsifiers and natural sea minerals that perfectly blend our ingredients together and give the liquid its rich, pourable consistency.
  • Premium Fragrance & Safe Preservation: Infused with our signature fragrance oils and safely preserved with Diazolidinyl Urea to keep your product shelf-stable and fresh in steamy bathrooms.
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