🚨 Warning: Buckle up and prepare for a prehistoric olfactory journey like no other! Our Dino Farts candle isn't just a scent; it's an aromatic adventure straight from the land before time. Caution: May induce uncontrollable giggles and have you questioning the dietary habits of dinosaurs.
🦖 Imagine a time when mighty dinosaurs roamed the Earth, feasting on fruity rice cereal bits coated in sugar. That's right, the secret to their colossal roars and tiny arms – the power of Fruity Pebbles! This candle captures the essence of those ancient, fruity feasts, turning your living space into a paleontological paradise.
🌈 As you light the wick, brace yourself for a symphony of fruity notes that would make a T-Rex blush. It's like a fruity pebble orchestra with a hint of mischief – a scent so delightful, even the Velociraptors would pause their chase for a whiff.
⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous dinosaur impressions and uncontrollable cravings for fruity cereal. Side effects may include an inexplicable urge to stomp around like a brachiosaurus and questioning why your morning routine doesn't involve more pterodactyl screeches.
But fear not! Our Dino Farts candle is 100% Jurassic-approved, gluten-free (dinosaurs were way ahead of the trend), and guaranteed to transport you to a time when the air was filled with laughter and the unmistakable aroma of dino delicacies.
🦕 So, light it up, take a deep breath, and let the whimsical fragrance of Dino Farts transport you to a land of fruity hilarity. It's time to unleash your inner paleontologist and embrace the laughter of the prehistoric ages! 🌋🍇🕯️
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8.5 oz, 238 g
