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Beaver Farts - Soy Wax Candle
Beaver Farts - Soy Wax Candle
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🌲🦫 Beaver Farts Candle - Nature's Naughty Little Secret!
Hold onto your funny bones because the Beaver Farts Candle is here to tickle your olfactory senses in ways you never thought possible. With notes of fir tree, leather, and vetiver, this candle has a scent that's as cheeky as it is woodsy. It's like a campfire story your nose will be giggling about for days!
A Whiff of Woodland Wackiness:
🌲 Fir Tree - The Forest Prankster: Fir tree takes center stage, like that forest friend who's always up to some leafy mischief. Its scent dances around your senses, leaving you wondering if the trees are telling jokes.
🦫 Leather - The Naughty Note: Leather adds a dash of rugged humor to the mix, much like that buddy who never takes life too seriously. It's the aromatic equivalent of a leather jacket with a whoopee cushion inside.
🍃 Vetiver - The Earthy Chuckler: Vetiver brings the earthy comedy to the candle, like the friend who tells dry jokes that sneak up on you and make you burst into laughter. It's the grounding force behind this fragrant escapade.
Warning - Woodland Whimsy Ahead:
🦫 Candle Caution: While this candle may make you feel like you're in the great outdoors, please refrain from attempting to wrestle beavers or impersonate forest critters. It's a candle, not a call to the wild, and trying to join the animal kingdom might result in strange looks from your pet cat.
🤣 Fragrant Forest Alert: Light this candle and be prepared for spontaneous giggles, storytelling about your wackiest woodland adventures, and perhaps an impromptu campfire sing-along in your living room.
Woodland Comedy Show:
Turn your space into a woodland comedy show with the Beaver Farts Candle. It's like a night around the campfire, filled with stories, laughter, and the scent of mischievous woodland creatures.
So, grab your Beaver Farts Candle today and let your senses embark on a fragrant adventure that's 100% wild, 0% need for bug spray. It's nature's giggle in a jar! 🌲🦫😂 #BeaverFartsCandle #WoodsyWhimsy #ScentedLaughs
8.5 oz, 238 g
8.5 oz Candle
8.5 oz Candle
Our 8.5 oz candles feature hand-poured 100% soy wax, a premium wood wick, and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. Enjoy a clean burn time of over 35 hours. Always trim your wood wick to 1/8" before lighting!
2.5 oz Wax Melt
2.5 oz Wax Melt
Our 2.5 oz wax melt clamshells are hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax and premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Simply break off one or two cubes and place them into your favorite warmer to enjoy long-lasting, clean room-filling fragrance without the soot or open flame.
4 oz Room Spray
4 oz Room Spray
Our 4 oz non-aerosol room sprays deliver an instant burst of long-lasting fragrance with just a couple of quick pumps. We use a professional, skin-safe cosmetic base that completely dissolves our premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils so your spray never leaves oily rings on your fabrics or counters.What’s inside the base:
- Purified Water & Ethyl Alcohol: The lightweight base that helps the fragrance mist evenly and evaporate cleanly into the air.
- Propylene Glycol, Dipropylene Glycol & Polyethylene Glycol: High-quality cosmetic carriers that anchor the scent so it lingers in your room instead of vanishing instantly.
- Hydrogenated Castor Oil & Sorbitan Monolaurate: Natural vegetable-derived emulsifiers that keep the oil and water perfectly blended so you get a consistent scent with every spray.
- Sodium Benzoate: A gentle, food-grade preservative that ensures your spray stays fresh and shelf-stable.
- Secondary Alcohols & T-Butyl Alcohol: Technical processing aids used in trace amounts to keep the spray completely clear and prevent clogging in the nozzle.
1 oz Car Diffuser Refill
1 oz Car Diffuser Refill
Keep your ride smelling amazing without the harsh chemicals. Our 1 oz car diffuser refills are crafted using a premium diffuser base engineered for superior scent throw and maximum safety in small spaces.Why our base is better:
- 100% Non-Toxic: Safe for you, your passengers, and your pets to breathe every single day.
- Eco-Friendly & Renewable: Made with 50.1% renewable resources and is 100% biodegradable.
- DPG-Free & Clean: Formulated completely without Dipropylene Glycol (DPG) for a cleaner, smoother aromatic release.
- VOC Compliant: Meets strict safety and Volatile Organic Compound (VOC) environmental standards in all 50 states.
Concentrated Diffuser Oil
Concentrated Diffuser Oil
Packaged in high-quality cobalt blue glass jars with protective glass eye droppers, our concentrated oils are designed for ultimate potency in electronic and ultrasonic water diffusers.Why our oils pack a punch:
- 100% Pure & Undiluted: This bottle contains zero filler bases, zero alcohol, and zero chemical carriers. It is strictly 100% pure, premium fragrance oil or 100% botanical essential oil.
- Maximum Scent Throw: Because it is completely undiluted, you only need 3 to 5 drops in your water tank to fill your entire space with a powerful, long-lasting aroma.
- Premium Dropper System: Comes equipped with a durable glass dropper pipet for precise, mess-free dispensing.
Body Wash
Body Wash
Wash away the day with a rich, nourishing lather that treats your skin like royalty. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our body wash gently cleanses without stripping away your skin's natural moisture barrier, leaving you smelling fantastic and feeling incredibly smooth.Skin-Loving Ingredients:
- Purified Water & Glycerin: Draws hydration deep into the skin to prevent dryness and maintain softness.
- Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, fast-absorbing botanical oil that mimics your skin's natural oils, locking in deep nourishment.
- Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine & Decyl Glucoside: Mild, coconut-derived surfactants that create a rich, bubbly lather while remaining completely gentle on sensitive skin.
- Polysorbate 80: A cosmetic emulsifier that ensures your skin-softening oils and fragrances stay perfectly blended throughout the bottle.
- Premium Fragrance & Clean Preservatives: Infused with our high-quality fragrance oils and safely stabilized with a gentle preservative blend (Diazolidinyl Urea and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate) to protect your product from shower steam and moisture.
Bubble Bath
Bubble Bath
Pour yourself a little luxury. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our bubble bath is specially formulated to create thick, long-lasting blankets of fluffy bubbles while wrapping your skin in deep, soothing hydration.What makes our bubbles better:
- Purified Water & Vegetable Glycerin: Works to draw and lock moisture into your skin while you soak, preventing that tight, dry post-bath feeling.
- Pure Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, vitamin-rich oil that deeply nourishes your skin, leaving it silky smooth long after you dry off.
- Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside & Sodium Coco-Sulfate: A premium blend of mild, plant-derived cleansers that produce a rich, dense foam without the harsh, irritating stripping agents found in mass-market brands.
- Polysorbate 80 & Natural Sodium Chloride: Clean cosmetic emulsifiers and natural sea minerals that perfectly blend our ingredients together and give the liquid its rich, pourable consistency.
- Premium Fragrance & Safe Preservation: Infused with our signature fragrance oils and safely preserved with Diazolidinyl Urea to keep your product shelf-stable and fresh in steamy bathrooms.
