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Zombie Farts - Soy Wax Candle
Zombie Farts - Soy Wax Candle
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🧟♂️ Brace yourself for an olfactory apocalypse with our Zombie Farts Candle—a scent so mysterious, it might just have you preparing for the undead to appreciate a good fragrance. But beware, this fragrance is as enigmatic as a zombie's groan, and you might find yourself daydreaming of post-apocalyptic perfumery. Caution: May induce spontaneous attempts at perfecting your zombie shuffle and an uncontrollable desire to host a "Zombie Zest Zinger."
🕯️ Immerse yourself in the mysterious blend of patchouli and amber, where earthy tones of fiery spices create a fragrance so hauntingly delightful. It's like a scent-infused journey through the zombie-infested woods, where each whiff transforms your space into a realm of undead enchantment, leaving you in a state of perfumed zombie obsession. Warning: May lead to spontaneous attempts at perfecting your zombie makeup and an unexpected desire to host a "Ghastly Gathering Gala."
☠️ Place the candle responsibly! Ideally, somewhere that complements the ambiance of a haunted hideaway, but beware: The more you inhale, the more likely you are to start a "Scented Survival Society" and host fragrant discussions about the art of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Side effects may include a sudden interest in zombie fashion, an increased desire to wear faux blood indoors, and potential envy from neighbors wondering why their homes don't smell like a post-apocalyptic paradise.
But fear not! Our Zombie Farts Candle is 100% undead-approved, fragrance-forward, and guaranteed to turn your space into a fragrant haven of zombie-loving fun.
So, inhale the essence of undead delight, resist the urge to challenge zombies to a dance-off, and let the Zombie Farts magic transform your room into a scented sanctuary of ghastly goodness. 🧟♂️🕯️💀
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8.5 oz, 238 g
8.5 oz Candle
8.5 oz Candle
Our 8.5 oz candles feature hand-poured 100% soy wax, a premium wood wick, and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. Enjoy a clean burn time of over 35 hours. Always trim your wood wick to 1/8" before lighting!

2.5 oz Wax Melt
2.5 oz Wax Melt
Our 2.5 oz wax melt clamshells are hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax and premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Simply break off one or two cubes and place them into your favorite warmer to enjoy long-lasting, clean room-filling fragrance without the soot or open flame.
4 oz Room Spray
4 oz Room Spray
Our 4 oz non-aerosol room sprays deliver an instant burst of long-lasting fragrance with just a couple of quick pumps. We use a professional, skin-safe cosmetic base that completely dissolves our premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils so your spray never leaves oily rings on your fabrics or counters.What’s inside the base:
- Purified Water & Ethyl Alcohol: The lightweight base that helps the fragrance mist evenly and evaporate cleanly into the air.
- Propylene Glycol, Dipropylene Glycol & Polyethylene Glycol: High-quality cosmetic carriers that anchor the scent so it lingers in your room instead of vanishing instantly.
- Hydrogenated Castor Oil & Sorbitan Monolaurate: Natural vegetable-derived emulsifiers that keep the oil and water perfectly blended so you get a consistent scent with every spray.
- Sodium Benzoate: A gentle, food-grade preservative that ensures your spray stays fresh and shelf-stable.
- Secondary Alcohols & T-Butyl Alcohol: Technical processing aids used in trace amounts to keep the spray completely clear and prevent clogging in the nozzle.
1 oz Car Diffuser Refill
1 oz Car Diffuser Refill
Keep your ride smelling amazing without the harsh chemicals. Our 1 oz car diffuser refills are crafted using a premium diffuser base engineered for superior scent throw and maximum safety in small spaces.Why our base is better:
- 100% Non-Toxic: Safe for you, your passengers, and your pets to breathe every single day.
- Eco-Friendly & Renewable: Made with 50.1% renewable resources and is 100% biodegradable.
- DPG-Free & Clean: Formulated completely without Dipropylene Glycol (DPG) for a cleaner, smoother aromatic release.
- VOC Compliant: Meets strict safety and Volatile Organic Compound (VOC) environmental standards in all 50 states.

Concentrated Diffuser Oil
Concentrated Diffuser Oil
Packaged in high-quality cobalt blue glass jars with protective glass eye droppers, our concentrated oils are designed for ultimate potency in electronic and ultrasonic water diffusers.Why our oils pack a punch:
- 100% Pure & Undiluted: This bottle contains zero filler bases, zero alcohol, and zero chemical carriers. It is strictly 100% pure, premium fragrance oil or 100% botanical essential oil.
- Maximum Scent Throw: Because it is completely undiluted, you only need 3 to 5 drops in your water tank to fill your entire space with a powerful, long-lasting aroma.
- Premium Dropper System: Comes equipped with a durable glass dropper pipet for precise, mess-free dispensing.
Body Wash
Body Wash
Wash away the day with a rich, nourishing lather that treats your skin like royalty. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our body wash gently cleanses without stripping away your skin's natural moisture barrier, leaving you smelling fantastic and feeling incredibly smooth.Skin-Loving Ingredients:
- Purified Water & Glycerin: Draws hydration deep into the skin to prevent dryness and maintain softness.
- Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, fast-absorbing botanical oil that mimics your skin's natural oils, locking in deep nourishment.
- Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine & Decyl Glucoside: Mild, coconut-derived surfactants that create a rich, bubbly lather while remaining completely gentle on sensitive skin.
- Polysorbate 80: A cosmetic emulsifier that ensures your skin-softening oils and fragrances stay perfectly blended throughout the bottle.
- Premium Fragrance & Clean Preservatives: Infused with our high-quality fragrance oils and safely stabilized with a gentle preservative blend (Diazolidinyl Urea and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate) to protect your product from shower steam and moisture.
Bubble Bath
Bubble Bath
Pour yourself a little luxury. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our bubble bath is specially formulated to create thick, long-lasting blankets of fluffy bubbles while wrapping your skin in deep, soothing hydration.What makes our bubbles better:
- Purified Water & Vegetable Glycerin: Works to draw and lock moisture into your skin while you soak, preventing that tight, dry post-bath feeling.
- Pure Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, vitamin-rich oil that deeply nourishes your skin, leaving it silky smooth long after you dry off.
- Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside & Sodium Coco-Sulfate: A premium blend of mild, plant-derived cleansers that produce a rich, dense foam without the harsh, irritating stripping agents found in mass-market brands.
- Polysorbate 80 & Natural Sodium Chloride: Clean cosmetic emulsifiers and natural sea minerals that perfectly blend our ingredients together and give the liquid its rich, pourable consistency.
- Premium Fragrance & Safe Preservation: Infused with our signature fragrance oils and safely preserved with Diazolidinyl Urea to keep your product shelf-stable and fresh in steamy bathrooms.
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