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Vampire Farts - Soy Wax Candle

Vampire Farts - Soy Wax Candle

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🧛‍♂️💨 Vampire Farts Candle - Warning: Sultry Whispers and Berry-licious Elegance Ahead! 💨🍓🍊🌹

Dare to enter the realm of our Vampire Farts Candle, where fruity strawberry top notes dance with citrus whispers and jasmine enchantment. Brace yourself for a sweet raspberry and plum finale that ignites a fragrance so alluring, even vampires would trade their capes for a whiff. Warning: Prepare for seductive whispers and berry-licious elegance!

Fragrance Notes for a Darkly Elegant Experience:

🍓 Fruity Strawberry Seduction: Succumb to the fruity strawberry seduction, where each note is a tempting invitation into a world of darkly sweet indulgence. Warning: May lead to irresistible cravings for vampire-worthy strawberries.

🍊 Citrus Whispers of Night: Immerse yourself in the citrus whispers of night, as notes of orange and other citrus delights create an aura of mystery. Warning: May provoke nocturnal adventures and midnight citrus cravings.

🌹 Jasmine Enchantment: Allow the jasmine enchantment to weave its spell, adding a floral allure that's as captivating as moonlit gardens. Warning: May inspire dreams of romantic moonlit strolls with mysterious strangers.

🍇 Sweet Raspberry Allure: Embrace the sweet raspberry allure that lingers in the air, leaving a trail of delicious temptation wherever the candle's glow reaches. Warning: May induce irresistible urges to explore hidden corners and secret passages.

🍑 Plum Elegance: Conclude your olfactory journey with plum elegance, a note that adds a touch of sophistication to this fragrance, elevating it to vampiric heights. Warning: May result in an air of darkly mysterious refinement.

Caution: Vampire Whispers Unleashed! 🧛‍♂️💨🍓🍊🌹

🌙 Moonlit Intrigues: As the Vampire Farts Candle casts its glow, prepare for moonlit intrigues that awaken your senses and transport you to a world where elegance meets mystery. Warning: May induce a desire for nocturnal escapades.

🦇 Sultry Whispers: Listen closely for sultry whispers that linger in the air, creating an atmosphere of dark romance and allure. Warning: May tempt you to unleash your inner vampire charm.

Attention: Elegance Meets Berry-Licious Delight! 🧛‍♂️💨🍓🍊🌹

🕯️ Candlelit Elegance: Elevate your space with candlelit elegance, where the Vampire Farts Candle becomes a beacon of sophistication and allure. Warning: May inspire a craving for elegant soirées and mysterious gatherings.

🌌 Mystical Atmosphere: Let the mystical atmosphere surround you, turning every moment into an elegant escapade worthy of vampire nobility. Vampire Farts Candle isn't just a fragrance; it's an invitation to an evening of darkly delicious enchantment. Warning: May evoke a longing for timeless elegance.

Proceed with Vampiric Grace and Allure! 🧛‍♂️💨🍓🍊🌹 #VampireFartsElegance #DarklySweetWhispers #BerryliciousSeduction

8.5 oz, 238 g

8.5 oz Candle

Our 8.5 oz candles feature hand-poured 100% soy wax, a premium wood wick, and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. Enjoy a clean burn time of over 35 hours. Always trim your wood wick to 1/8" before lighting!

2.5 oz Wax Melt

Our 2.5 oz wax melt clamshells are hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax and premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Simply break off one or two cubes and place them into your favorite warmer to enjoy long-lasting, clean room-filling fragrance without the soot or open flame.

4 oz Room Spray

Our 4 oz non-aerosol room sprays deliver an instant burst of long-lasting fragrance with just a couple of quick pumps. We use a professional, skin-safe cosmetic base that completely dissolves our premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils so your spray never leaves oily rings on your fabrics or counters.What’s inside the base:

  • Purified Water & Ethyl Alcohol: The lightweight base that helps the fragrance mist evenly and evaporate cleanly into the air.
  • Propylene Glycol, Dipropylene Glycol & Polyethylene Glycol: High-quality cosmetic carriers that anchor the scent so it lingers in your room instead of vanishing instantly.
  • Hydrogenated Castor Oil & Sorbitan Monolaurate: Natural vegetable-derived emulsifiers that keep the oil and water perfectly blended so you get a consistent scent with every spray.
  • Sodium Benzoate: A gentle, food-grade preservative that ensures your spray stays fresh and shelf-stable.
  • Secondary Alcohols & T-Butyl Alcohol: Technical processing aids used in trace amounts to keep the spray completely clear and prevent clogging in the nozzle.

1 oz Car Diffuser Refill

Keep your ride smelling amazing without the harsh chemicals. Our 1 oz car diffuser refills are crafted using a premium diffuser base engineered for superior scent throw and maximum safety in small spaces.Why our base is better:

  • 100% Non-Toxic: Safe for you, your passengers, and your pets to breathe every single day.
  • Eco-Friendly & Renewable: Made with 50.1% renewable resources and is 100% biodegradable.
  • DPG-Free & Clean: Formulated completely without Dipropylene Glycol (DPG) for a cleaner, smoother aromatic release.
  • VOC Compliant: Meets strict safety and Volatile Organic Compound (VOC) environmental standards in all 50 states.

Concentrated Diffuser Oil

Packaged in high-quality cobalt blue glass jars with protective glass eye droppers, our concentrated oils are designed for ultimate potency in electronic and ultrasonic water diffusers.Why our oils pack a punch:

  • 100% Pure & Undiluted: This bottle contains zero filler bases, zero alcohol, and zero chemical carriers. It is strictly 100% pure, premium fragrance oil or 100% botanical essential oil.
  • Maximum Scent Throw: Because it is completely undiluted, you only need 3 to 5 drops in your water tank to fill your entire space with a powerful, long-lasting aroma.
  • Premium Dropper System: Comes equipped with a durable glass dropper pipet for precise, mess-free dispensing.

Body Wash

Wash away the day with a rich, nourishing lather that treats your skin like royalty. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our body wash gently cleanses without stripping away your skin's natural moisture barrier, leaving you smelling fantastic and feeling incredibly smooth.Skin-Loving Ingredients:

  • Purified Water & Glycerin: Draws hydration deep into the skin to prevent dryness and maintain softness.
  • Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, fast-absorbing botanical oil that mimics your skin's natural oils, locking in deep nourishment.
  • Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine & Decyl Glucoside: Mild, coconut-derived surfactants that create a rich, bubbly lather while remaining completely gentle on sensitive skin.
  • Polysorbate 80: A cosmetic emulsifier that ensures your skin-softening oils and fragrances stay perfectly blended throughout the bottle.
  • Premium Fragrance & Clean Preservatives: Infused with our high-quality fragrance oils and safely stabilized with a gentle preservative blend (Diazolidinyl Urea and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate) to protect your product from shower steam and moisture.

Bubble Bath

Pour yourself a little luxury. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our bubble bath is specially formulated to create thick, long-lasting blankets of fluffy bubbles while wrapping your skin in deep, soothing hydration.What makes our bubbles better:

  • Purified Water & Vegetable Glycerin: Works to draw and lock moisture into your skin while you soak, preventing that tight, dry post-bath feeling.
  • Pure Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, vitamin-rich oil that deeply nourishes your skin, leaving it silky smooth long after you dry off.
  • Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside & Sodium Coco-Sulfate: A premium blend of mild, plant-derived cleansers that produce a rich, dense foam without the harsh, irritating stripping agents found in mass-market brands.
  • Polysorbate 80 & Natural Sodium Chloride: Clean cosmetic emulsifiers and natural sea minerals that perfectly blend our ingredients together and give the liquid its rich, pourable consistency.
  • Premium Fragrance & Safe Preservation: Infused with our signature fragrance oils and safely preserved with Diazolidinyl Urea to keep your product shelf-stable and fresh in steamy bathrooms.
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