{"product_id":"senior-moment","title":"Senior Moment","description":"\u003ch3\u003eA completely chaotic, high-throw mystery fragrance roll of the dice that changes with every single batch we pour.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eLook, we told you on the label—we don't know what it is, so don't ask! To make matters even more beautifully unhinged, the scent is completely different in every single bottle. This ultra-premium fragrance is a total marketplace enigma wrapped in a mystery, designed specifically for anyone who loves a high-stakes surprise and a heavy dose of sass. One batch might throw an intoxicating burst of juicy orchard fruits, the next might smell like an elite designer perfume, and the one after that could be a rich, cozy kitchen confection. It is a true olfactory roulette wheel. All you need to know is that whatever bottle you grab is a completely unique, limited-edition masterpiece that fills a space effortlessly.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it Smells Like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop Notes: Completely Random, Unpredictable Fruit or Spice Accords\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMiddle Notes: Ever-Shifting Mystery Blends That Change by the Bottle\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBase Notes: We Honestly Have No Idea So Just Start Sniffing\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eMay cause sudden bursts of intense indecision, an immediate urge to unscrew every single lid on our market table, and an absolute refusal to live a boring, predictable life. We are not responsible if you fall deeply in love with a specific bottle and can never find that exact cosmic scent collision ever again. Grab it while you see it!\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sultry Sassy Scents","offers":[{"title":"Wood Wick Soy Candle \/ 8.5 oz","offer_id":50294736126209,"sku":"SMO-CAN-85","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Soy Wax Melt \/ 2.5 oz","offer_id":50294736158977,"sku":"SMO-MLT-25","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/0311\/0568\/files\/AC75182F-298E-46F1-9A60-FB1B674913CA.jpg?v=1699032946","url":"https:\/\/sultrysassyscents.com\/products\/senior-moment","provider":"Sultry Sassy Scents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}