{"product_id":"pirate-farts","title":"Pirate Farts","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAn outrageously rich, high-throw breakfast explosion of sweet crunch berries, warm maple syrup, and powdered sugar.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDon't panic—there are zero actual high-seas plundering antics hiding in this jar. Instead, this fragrance is a fiercely vibrant, mouth-watering tribute to your favorite childhood Saturday morning cartoon marathons. It kicks open your senses with an immediate, eye-opening wave of ripe strawberries, juicy grapes, rich buttercream frosting, sweet plum, and wild forest berries. The kitchen party turns up the volume as a comforting heart of fresh-baked pastry notes and warm maple syrup takes absolute center stage, before wrapping your space in an incredibly decadent base of powdered sugar crystals, sweet vanilla bean, and toasted tonka bean. It is fruity, sweet, heavily buttered, and completely addictive.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it Smells Like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop: Ripe Strawberry, Juicy Grape, Rich Buttercream, Sweet Plum, and Wild Berries\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMiddle: Fresh Warm Bakery Notes and Soothing Maple Syrup\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBase: Powdered Sugar Crystals, Sweet Vanilla, and Toasted Tonka Bean\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eMay cause sudden, uncontrollable cereal cravings, unexpected states of deep kitchen comfort, and family members frantically searching the cupboards for a box of sweet crunch berries that does not exist. We are not responsible for the deep heartbreak your friends will face when they realize your home smells like an elite gourmet breakfast bar but there are zero actual snacks waiting for them.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sultry Sassy Scents","offers":[{"title":"Wood Wick Soy Candle \/ 8.5 oz","offer_id":50293965095169,"sku":"PRF-CAN-85","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Soy Wax Melt \/ 2.5 oz","offer_id":50293965127937,"sku":"PRF-MLT-25","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Room Spray \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50293965160705,"sku":"PRF-SPR-04","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50293965193473,"sku":"PRF-OIL-04","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 1 oz","offer_id":50293965226241,"sku":"PRF-OIL-01","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 2 oz","offer_id":50293965357313,"sku":"PRF-BTH-02","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 8 oz","offer_id":50293965390081,"sku":"PRF-BTH-08","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/0311\/0568\/files\/IMG_8275_027a2000-ecbc-4f30-a322-29403ff9c6e4.jpg?v=1719884350","url":"https:\/\/sultrysassyscents.com\/products\/pirate-farts","provider":"Sultry Sassy Scents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}