Hold your snout—Pig Farts Wax Melt is here, and it’s hilariously delicious! Imagine waking up to the sweet, smoky smell of crispy, peppered bacon sizzling away with a drizzle of warm maple syrup, without the grease or the frying pan. This melt is equal parts cozy breakfast vibes and pure comedy gold. It’ll have your home smelling like a diner on Sunday morning—minus the calories and actual pig farts. Just light it up and enjoy the most oddly satisfying aroma that’ll make you laugh (and maybe crave brunch).
Warning:
- May cause sudden cravings for bacon and pancakes... and uncontrollable giggling.
- Side effects include confusing guests who ask, “Why does it smell like breakfast in here?”
- Do not melt near actual pigs—they might take it personally.
- Keep away from those on a diet—this melt may cause them to reconsider their life choices.
- Not responsible for anyone getting hungry and slightly confused at the same time. Proceed with caution!
2.5 oz, 70 g
