Ever wonder what it’d smell like if a pig strutted out of a gourmet brunch buffet? Meet Pig Farts — a surprisingly delightful, slightly scandalous scent that’ll have noses twitching and bellies rumbling.
This candle combines:
🥓 Smoky bacon (because piggy’s got flavor),
🌶️ Cracked black pepper (for a little sass),
🍁 Vermont maple syrup (sweet enough to cancel your gym membership),
and just the right dash of sugar to keep it classy(ish).
Light it up and prepare for a room that smells like your kitchen just got flirted with by a breakfast-loving farm animal.
🔥 WARNING:
May cause excessive snacking, sudden craving for pancakes, or awkward questions like, “Is someone cooking bacon or did your candle fart again?” Use with caution around hungry humans and curious dogs.
Snout-approved. Shame-free.
8.5 oz, 238 g
