{"product_id":"mermaid-farts","title":"Mermaid Farts","description":"\u003ch3\u003eA wonderfully crisp, high-throw deluge of crashing ocean mist, cooling water mint, and sunlit coastal timbers.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDon't panic—there are zero actual deep-sea anomalies hiding in this jar. Instead, this fragrance is an exceptionally high-end, realistic tribute to a wild, windswept coastline. It cracks open your senses with an immediate, refreshing splash of electric morning ocean mist, salt-crusted sea moss, and dewy cyclamen petals. The maritime mystery deepens as an invigorating, crisp heart of fresh geranium flower, cooling water mint leaves, and a spicy pinch of coriander seed takes absolute center stage, before settling effortlessly onto an elite, grounding base of rich white cedarwood and smoky vetiver roots. It is airy, green, fiercely clean, and completely unique.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it Smells Like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop: Ocean Mist, Salted Sea Moss, and Dewy Cyclamen Petals\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMiddle: Fresh Geranium Flower, Cooling Water Mint, and Coriander Seed\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBase: White Cedarwood and Grounding Vetiver\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eMay cause sudden unexplainable urges to pack your bags for a beach cottage getaway, unexpected bursts of fierce sea-siren attitude, and a total refusal to handle ordinary household chores. We are not responsible if your friends crowd around your booth just to figure out how a product named after a mermaid can smell like an elite five-star luxury coastal resort spa.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sultry Sassy Scents","offers":[{"title":"Wood Wick Soy Candle \/ 8.5 oz","offer_id":50292614922497,"sku":"MFA-CAN-85","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Soy Wax Melt \/ 2.5 oz","offer_id":50292614955265,"sku":"MFA-MLT-25","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Room Spray \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50292614988033,"sku":"MFA-SPR-04","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50292615020801,"sku":"MFA-OIL-04","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 1 oz","offer_id":50292615053569,"sku":"MFA-OIL-01","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 8 oz","offer_id":50292615119105,"sku":"MFA-BTH-08","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 2 oz","offer_id":50292615151873,"sku":"MFA-BTH-02","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/0311\/0568\/files\/IMG_3438.jpg?v=1757026223","url":"https:\/\/sultrysassyscents.com\/products\/mermaid-farts","provider":"Sultry Sassy Scents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}