{"product_id":"goat-farts","title":"Goat Farts","description":"\u003ch3\u003eA beautifully creamy, high-throw escape of sweet sugary lavender and velvety cashmere woods.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDon't panic—this hilarious jar contains zero actual farmyard chaos. Instead, it is an exceptionally smooth, high-end comfort scent that turns a hilarious joke into pure luxury. It opens with a clean, pillowy cloud of fresh bergamot and soft cosmetic powder. The heart unfolds into a mouth-watering botanical paradise, dripping sweet spun sugar and warm vanilla over fresh-cut lavender blossoms and exotic ylang-ylang. Settling effortlessly onto an alluring, velvety base of rich amber, warm musk, and smooth sandalwood, it is sweet, creamy, comforting, and completely addictive.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it Smells Like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop: Fresh Bergamot and Soft Clean Powder\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMiddle: Spun Sugar, Fresh Lavender, Warm Vanilla, and Exotic Ylang Ylang\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBase: Rich Amber, Soft Musk, and Smooth Sandalwood\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eMay cause sudden urges to blame the livestock, unexpected states of deep relaxation, and spontaneous bursts of farm-side laughter. We are not responsible if your guests crowd around your booth just to figure out how a product named after a goat can smell like a five-star boutique resort spa.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sultry Sassy Scents","offers":[{"title":"Wood Wick Soy Candle \/ 8.5 oz","offer_id":50286835532033,"sku":"GOA-CAN-85","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Soy Wax Melt \/ 2.5 oz","offer_id":50286835564801,"sku":"GOA-MLT-25","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Room Spray \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50286835597569,"sku":"GOA-SPR-04","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50286835630337,"sku":"GOA-OIL-04","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 1 oz","offer_id":50286835663105,"sku":"GOA-OIL-01","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 8 oz","offer_id":50286835728641,"sku":"GOA-BTH-08","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 2 oz","offer_id":50286835761409,"sku":"GOA-BTH-02","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/0311\/0568\/files\/Goat_Farts_Candle.jpg?v=1789358980","url":"https:\/\/sultrysassyscents.com\/products\/goat-farts","provider":"Sultry Sassy Scents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}