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Flamingo Farts - Soy Wax Melt

Flamingo Farts - Soy Wax Melt

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🦩 Flamingo Farts Wax Melt - Set Your Scent Sensation Aflutter! 🦩

Greetings, connoisseurs of captivating aromas and enthusiasts of elegant eccentricity! Get ready to embark on a fragrance-filled journey that's as flamboyant as a flock of flamingos synchronized swimming in top hats. Our Flamingo Farts Wax Melt is here to prove that humor and sophistication can twirl together gracefully, albeit with some fabulously fun caveats.

The Extravagantly Quirky Ingredients:

🍋 Lemon Limelight: As the spotlight beams down, zesty lemon and bergamot steal the show, kicking things off with a vibrant, citrusy bang that's as lively as a salsa dancer at a masquerade ball.

🍇 Blackberry Bonanza: Blackberries join the masquerade with their cheeky, berrylicious notes, adding a pinch of enigma to the spectacle. It's a fruity twist that's utterly captivating.

🌺 Orchid Overture: The charming vanda orchid takes center stage, creating an exotic and enchanting atmosphere that's as captivating as the grandest of galas.

🌸 Jasmine Jive: Jasmine enters, a sultry siren, orchestrating a romantic duet in the midst of this fragrant fiesta.

🌷 Violet Voyage: Violet pirouettes gracefully into the limelight, lending a touch of whimsical grace, much like a ballerina twirling under a shower of confetti.

🍨 Vanilla Velvet: Vanilla bean graces the stage with a creamy, indulgent performance that's as comforting as a velvet chaise lounge.

🌳 Woodland Waltz: Softwoods provide a steady rhythm, anchoring the fragrance with an earthy, reassuring note.

💫 Transparent Musk: Finally, transparent musk wraps up the grand extravaganza, creating a harmonious cadence that's bound to leave you humming along.

Flamingo Farts Flight Plan:

🚀 Spontaneous Samba: Prepare for spur-of-the-moment dance outbreaks, often of the samba variety. This fragrance has a tendency to make your hips sway in the most unexpected places.

👑 Crown of Quirk: Don't be surprised if feathered accessories, and top hats become an essential part of your wardrobe. Blame it on the irresistible urge to embrace the theatrical.

💄 Lipstick Liberation: Red lipstick might mysteriously become your signature look. We wholeheartedly support this sassy transformation.

🚗 Ride in Style: Your daily commute may transform into a glamorous journey, as your car inexplicably turns into a chariot of sophistication.

🎉 Party Persona: Your living room may spontaneously become the hottest party venue in town. Credit this fabulous ambiance to the scent that fills the air.

🥂 Celebration of Uniqueness: Be ready to toast to the joys of individuality with a glass of bubbly in hand. It's all about celebrating your fabulousness!

So, allow the Flamingo Farts Wax Melt to bring a whirlwind of humor and a touch of refinement to your olfactory experience. Pop it into your warmer and watch as your space transforms into a spectacle worthy of a standing ovation! 💃🕺 #SultryScents #FlamingoFarts #AromaticallyAvantGarde

2.5 oz, 70 g

    8.5 oz Candle

    Our 8.5 oz candles feature hand-poured 100% soy wax, a premium wood wick, and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. Enjoy a clean burn time of over 35 hours. Always trim your wood wick to 1/8" before lighting!

    2.5 oz Wax Melt

    Our 2.5 oz wax melt clamshells are hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax and premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Simply break off one or two cubes and place them into your favorite warmer to enjoy long-lasting, clean room-filling fragrance without the soot or open flame.

    4 oz Room Spray

    Our 4 oz non-aerosol room sprays deliver an instant burst of long-lasting fragrance with just a couple of quick pumps. We use a professional, skin-safe cosmetic base that completely dissolves our premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils so your spray never leaves oily rings on your fabrics or counters.What’s inside the base:

    • Purified Water & Ethyl Alcohol: The lightweight base that helps the fragrance mist evenly and evaporate cleanly into the air.
    • Propylene Glycol, Dipropylene Glycol & Polyethylene Glycol: High-quality cosmetic carriers that anchor the scent so it lingers in your room instead of vanishing instantly.
    • Hydrogenated Castor Oil & Sorbitan Monolaurate: Natural vegetable-derived emulsifiers that keep the oil and water perfectly blended so you get a consistent scent with every spray.
    • Sodium Benzoate: A gentle, food-grade preservative that ensures your spray stays fresh and shelf-stable.
    • Secondary Alcohols & T-Butyl Alcohol: Technical processing aids used in trace amounts to keep the spray completely clear and prevent clogging in the nozzle.

    1 oz Car Diffuser Refill

    Keep your ride smelling amazing without the harsh chemicals. Our 1 oz car diffuser refills are crafted using a premium diffuser base engineered for superior scent throw and maximum safety in small spaces.Why our base is better:

    • 100% Non-Toxic: Safe for you, your passengers, and your pets to breathe every single day.
    • Eco-Friendly & Renewable: Made with 50.1% renewable resources and is 100% biodegradable.
    • DPG-Free & Clean: Formulated completely without Dipropylene Glycol (DPG) for a cleaner, smoother aromatic release.
    • VOC Compliant: Meets strict safety and Volatile Organic Compound (VOC) environmental standards in all 50 states.

    Concentrated Diffuser Oil

    Packaged in high-quality cobalt blue glass jars with protective glass eye droppers, our concentrated oils are designed for ultimate potency in electronic and ultrasonic water diffusers.Why our oils pack a punch:

    • 100% Pure & Undiluted: This bottle contains zero filler bases, zero alcohol, and zero chemical carriers. It is strictly 100% pure, premium fragrance oil or 100% botanical essential oil.
    • Maximum Scent Throw: Because it is completely undiluted, you only need 3 to 5 drops in your water tank to fill your entire space with a powerful, long-lasting aroma.
    • Premium Dropper System: Comes equipped with a durable glass dropper pipet for precise, mess-free dispensing.

    Body Wash

    Wash away the day with a rich, nourishing lather that treats your skin like royalty. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our body wash gently cleanses without stripping away your skin's natural moisture barrier, leaving you smelling fantastic and feeling incredibly smooth.Skin-Loving Ingredients:

    • Purified Water & Glycerin: Draws hydration deep into the skin to prevent dryness and maintain softness.
    • Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, fast-absorbing botanical oil that mimics your skin's natural oils, locking in deep nourishment.
    • Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine & Decyl Glucoside: Mild, coconut-derived surfactants that create a rich, bubbly lather while remaining completely gentle on sensitive skin.
    • Polysorbate 80: A cosmetic emulsifier that ensures your skin-softening oils and fragrances stay perfectly blended throughout the bottle.
    • Premium Fragrance & Clean Preservatives: Infused with our high-quality fragrance oils and safely stabilized with a gentle preservative blend (Diazolidinyl Urea and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate) to protect your product from shower steam and moisture.

    Bubble Bath

    Pour yourself a little luxury. Available in 2 oz and 8 oz sizes, our bubble bath is specially formulated to create thick, long-lasting blankets of fluffy bubbles while wrapping your skin in deep, soothing hydration.What makes our bubbles better:

    • Purified Water & Vegetable Glycerin: Works to draw and lock moisture into your skin while you soak, preventing that tight, dry post-bath feeling.
    • Pure Jojoba Seed Oil: A luxurious, vitamin-rich oil that deeply nourishes your skin, leaving it silky smooth long after you dry off.
    • Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside & Sodium Coco-Sulfate: A premium blend of mild, plant-derived cleansers that produce a rich, dense foam without the harsh, irritating stripping agents found in mass-market brands.
    • Polysorbate 80 & Natural Sodium Chloride: Clean cosmetic emulsifiers and natural sea minerals that perfectly blend our ingredients together and give the liquid its rich, pourable consistency.
    • Premium Fragrance & Safe Preservation: Infused with our signature fragrance oils and safely preserved with Diazolidinyl Urea to keep your product shelf-stable and fresh in steamy bathrooms.
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