{"product_id":"cuckoo-farts","title":"Cuckoo Farts","description":"\u003ch3\u003eA wildly nostalgic, mouth-watering explosion of crunchy chocolate cereal bliss.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eGo completely cuckoo for a fragrance that throws adulthood out the window. This intensely fun, high-energy blend captures the exact aroma of your favorite childhood Saturday morning ritual. It kicks open the door with a rich, decadent wave of roasted cocoa beans and sweet corn puffs before revealing a smooth, velvety heart of warm vanilla bean extract. Plunging face-first into a delicious base of sugary, ice-cold chocolate milk left at the bottom of the bowl, it is sweet, rich, and delightfully ridiculous.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it Smells Like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop: Rich Cocoa Bean and Sweet Corn Puffs\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMiddle: Warm Vanilla Extract\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBase: Creamy Cereal Milk (Cocoa Puffs Style)\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eMay cause sudden urges to watch vintage morning cartoons, intense cravings for sugary breakfast cereal, and an absolute refusal to act like a mature adult. We are not responsible for the deep emotional heartbreak your family will experience when they realize there isn’t an actual box of chocolate cereal waiting for them in the pantry.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sultry Sassy Scents","offers":[{"title":"Wood Wick Soy Candle \/ 8.5 oz","offer_id":50275295854849,"sku":"CUK-CAN-85","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Soy Wax Melt \/ 2.5 oz","offer_id":50275295887617,"sku":"CUK-MLT-25","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Room Spray \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50275295920385,"sku":"CUK-SPR-04","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50275295953153,"sku":"CUK-OIL-04","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 1 oz","offer_id":50275295985921,"sku":"CUK-OIL-01","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 8 oz","offer_id":50275296051457,"sku":"CUK-BTH-08","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Bubble Bath \/ 2 oz","offer_id":50275296084225,"sku":"CUK-BTH-02","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/sultrysassyscents.com\/products\/cuckoo-farts","provider":"Sultry Sassy Scents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}