{"product_id":"cow-farts","title":"Cow Farts","description":"\u003ch3\u003eA brilliant, hyper-realistic breath of sun-drenched pasture and fresh-cut greenery.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDon't panic—this hilarious bottle contains zero actual pasture pollution. Instead, it is an incredibly fresh, crisp, and high-end tribute to the great outdoors. It cracks open with a vibrant, clean burst of a fresh green leaf complex before revealing a deeply botanical heart of snapped plant stems and sweet summer foliage. Grounded beautifully by a rich, deeply realistic base of damp patchouli dirt, fresh-cut lawn grass, and rich garden soil, it smells exactly like a sunny weekend afternoon spent out on the farm. It is clean, earthy, wonderfully green, and pure comedic gold.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it Smells Like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop: Fresh Green Leaf Complex\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMiddle: Snapped Plant Stems and Sweet Leaf\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBase: Earthy Patchouli Dirt and Fresh-Cut Grass\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eMay cause sudden urges to blame the livestock, spontaneous bursts of pasture-side laughter, and an immediate desire to kick off your shoes and walk barefoot in the yard. Side effects include a house that smells exceptionally clean and refreshing, and a complete stampede of curious market browsers crowding around your booth to smell it.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sultry Sassy Scents","offers":[{"title":"Wood Wick Soy Candle \/ 8.5 oz","offer_id":50275239362817,"sku":"COW-CAN-85","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soy Wax Melt \/ 2.5 oz","offer_id":50275239395585,"sku":"COW-MLT-25","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Room Spray \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50275239428353,"sku":"COW-SPR-04","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 4 oz","offer_id":50275239461121,"sku":"COW-OIL-04","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Concentrated Diffuser Oil \/ 1 oz","offer_id":50275239493889,"sku":"COW-OIL-01","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/sultrysassyscents.com\/products\/cow-farts","provider":"Sultry Sassy Scents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}