What does the Bogeyman’s fart smell like? Surprisingly... delightful! Introducing the Bogeyman Farts room spray, the scent that proves even the scariest monsters have a sweet side. With top notes of clove, nutmeg, and bergamot, it’s like the Bogeyman just ate a spiced cookie and decided to share it with your living room. But wait—there’s more! Floral hints of honeysuckle, gardenia, lily, and geranium creep in, making you wonder if this mysterious scent came from a monster or a secret garden.
And just when you thought you had it figured out, rich notes of amber, sandalwood, cedar, and musk roll in, wrapping your space in a warm, cozy hug that feels anything but scary. Who knew the Bogeyman’s farts could smell so sophisticated? One spray, and you’ll be telling ghost stories with a smile.
Warning: Spraying this may result in:
- You questioning everything you thought you knew about monsters.
- The urge to hide under your bed… not because you’re scared, but because it smells amazing down there now.
- Your friends accusing you of witchcraft for making a room smell this good with a "Bogeyman" spray.
Use wisely—this scent may cause you to invite the Bogeyman over more often!
4 fl. oz., 120 mL
