Introducing Beaver Farts Room Spray, where the wilderness meets a touch of mischief! Imagine strolling through a forest of fir trees, the scent of earthy vetiver underfoot, and a hint of rugged leather in the air. It’s like a beaver’s cozy den in the heart of the forest—with a cheeky twist! One spritz, and your space will smell like the great outdoors, minus the dam-building and lumberjack work.
Warning:
- May cause sudden urges to chop wood or build a dam (we don’t recommend it indoors).
- Side effects include sniffing the air and saying, “Who knew beaver farts smelled this good?”
- Do not spray near people who aren’t adventurous—they’ll miss out on this foresty delight.
- Keep away from actual beavers—they might get competitive.
- Not responsible for any increased cravings for camping trips or leather-scented goods!
4 fl. oz., 120 mL
